Ana you are a lying witch that just needs to leave! I don’t know who you think you are, but I am stronger. She may not be, but I am by her side! We will fight you and we will win! Here is how we are going to do it.
One you are going to attack, not once, not twice, but repeatedly; I realize this and accept it you are a witch. You are going to lie to my love and tell her that she is fat, I am going to tell her the truth an let her know she is beautiful every chance I get.
You are going to make my love look at large women that don’t take care of themselves and think that is what she looks like. I am going to point out the women that are beautiful and take care of themselves like my love does.
You are going to tell my love that skinny is beautiful; well well skinny is all over the enquirer, need I say anything else.
You are going to tell my love to hide what she is not eating, food doesn’t just disappear…I am smarter than that. Dogs do gain weight too, men do occasionally take out the garbage (believe it or not), and when the garbage disposal clogs who fixes it?
OK, now you are going to make here feel bad because she can’t make you leave. She did not invite you, you got in her head somehow and are hiding in there. You are hiding so she cant see you. I cannot either, but you give me plenty of clues. I will not give you the clues, because you will make her hid them (men if you are reading this and want to know, just watch your wife for one month and you will see it).
I love my wife, I am not always as quick as I should be about realizing when Ana Strikes again, but I will and we will defeat you again when you do. We will defeat you with love and kindness.