Tuesday, May 14, 2013

His and Hers

Ok, I'll bite.  Read over these questions last night but I didn't write down his answers.  Lets see how many of them I can remember

Questions for her...

What would your husband say was the last thing you did that made him give you "the look"?  
cussing  sadly I have picked up a very bad habit.  He works hard to break me of it.

What part of his body does your husband discuss the most?  
His sore feet  He stands for a good part of the day and comes home with sore feet

If I could burn one possession of my husbands and get off scott free what would it be?
his old military uniforms but we have to keep them for four more years

What shape would HOH say your backside is?  
spankably unique  his words not mine

Nothing makes me sassier than being told....
to calm down...  Most of the time when he says that I am not mad.  I can guarantee I am after he tells me to calm down.

When my husband does _______  I wish I could spank my mother in law.  
talks to her on the phone...  she is a witchy woman and hurts him every time he talks to her.

When making love, my husbands theme song should be.....
He keeps going and going....  think Energizer bunny.

If ______ were an Olympic sport, my husband would get the gold.  
snoring

Two words that describe my husband are kind and giving.  

Questions for the HOH

What should your wife's theme song be?
I Love the Way You  Love Me

My wife is so adorable when she....  gets mad.  She looks like an angry kitten hissing and spitting.  

If my wife never makes steamed broccoli for dinner again it will be too soon.  

Pick a bird to represent your wife.  
The little chicken hawk off of the old loony toons cartoons.  She tries so hard to be tuff but just can't quite pull it off.  

What type of bird do you see yourself as?  
A Dragon.  Does it have wings?  Does it fly?  It is bird.  I have proof!  

When I give my wife "the look" I am often thinking....... I should really go take care of this.  
(this is not the answer I was hoping to her.  Yikes.  I get the look a LOT but rarely get punished.)

Two words that sum up my wife are loving and devoted.

If there was no chance of being caught, where is one place you would like to make love?
Outside under a tree.  Can I spank her while we are at it?  

Aside from her bottom, what is your wife's greatest asset?  
Her creativity.  

I think I got most of those right.  And No, I didn't like some of his answers but they were his.  The chicken hawk?  Really?  Geez.....  

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