Thursday, June 21, 2012

Memory Swats???

Why?  I have been good.  I thought I was being good.  Yes?

It was at the end of a long day.  Packing, sorting and trips to the dump.  Home repairs and separating kid fights.  Doggy diarrhea and kitten drama.  I didn't exactly keep a smile on my face.  Yes, I did yell at a few of the kids and threatened to put a diaper on the dane.

The kids were finally in bed.  The doors locked and the animals fed.  We had planed a fun, play spanking a few days before but it never happened.  I thought that is what this was going to be.

Nope....

Not a chance....

After many mild to middlin swats (yes, middlin is a word.  Ask any southerner) he said those awful words.  "Memory Swats" and gave me a number.  He counted them off one at a time.  In the same spot over and over.  With just enough time between swats to make it sting to full effect.

My eyes leaked the tears that had threatened to fall all day.  Not the full out cry I really need.  Enough to dampen my eye lashes.

I did feel better after it was over.  Dragon said that needed to remember what they felt like.  After all, they are called memory swats.  We won't have much privacy for the next month.  I guess he is trying to get a few good swings in before the movers pack away all the paddles.

ps,  I will have all the kinky stuff pre-packed and secured in a double taped box.  I seem to always forget something.  Good thing kink is going main stream but I still don't want a bunch of strangers seeing or handling my toys.  Yikes!

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  1. Okay, the toys thing cracks me up. Last summer we had a subletter stay at our place while we were away for three months. I put the toys away. Everything would've been fine, except we were broken into while he was there. The would-be thief tore apart the closets, looking for guns and jewelry, I suppose. When I came home, the subletter had just thrown everything into a hamper. I was mortified to find my vibrator and our Kama Sutra game were in the stash!!

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    1. I usually get most of the toys corralled before movers come in the house but I have been know to miss a few things. Ropes on the bed frame and a kinky book or two. It makes life interest for sure. Thanks for sharing!

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    2. oh and welcome to my blog! ! ! :)

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  2. Memory swats huh. Sounds ouchy.

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    1. They are. He never gives me very many but they are hard enough to remember for a few days just by feel alone!

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  3. I hate when I'm told "I'm giving you something to remember this by" when I'm spanked really hard. I remind him that I remember everything, he's the one that seems to have a problem! Lol. Good luck with the move!

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    1. LOL. I tend to remember memory swats very well. All he as to do is threaten memory swats and my memory kicks into over drive.

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  4. Ugh, we've now and again missed an implement that somehow got lost under the bed or in a corner...not fun! Check and double check! Good luck with the move! Sara

    PS. You have a Dane? They are awesome! :)

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    1. I am double checking and checking again!

      Love my big boy. He is a great dog. Scared of everything and allergic to something. Still trying to figure out what.

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  5. Memory swats, huh? I bet Michael would like that, but I'm not telling him. He already has the concept down anyway, just doesn't call them that. Ouchy! I hope you manage to get all your toys packed away! A friend of mine moved last year and forgot the flogger under the bed, made things interesting when the movers came! lol

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    1. last move I forget an egg and a few kink books. That made for a few red faced moments. Oh and the look I got when the packer found the spreader bar. oops.

      I can laugh about it now but I sure didn't then!

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  6. My husband read your first post about memory swats and loved the term so much that he now likes to pull it out from time to time. Sigh.

    Hope the rest of the packing goes well and without any more memory swats.

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